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Aceh’s Daughters Vaginas – Sizes and Descriptions

Aceh is a physically a very beautiful part of Indonesia but with recent limited automony allowing the introduction of Sharia Law,  Aceh has become Indonesia’s intolerant, perverted creepy Uncle.

The province is now better known for its uniformed religious thugs kidnapping young teenagers off the streets for daring to hold hands or nonsensical regulations such as women must ride motor bikes side saddle.

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However in a simply bizarre news story oozing out of Aceh, it appears the creepy uncles have reached a new low.  The Jakarta Post reports today:

“A junior high school in Sabang, Aceh, apparently cares so much about its students that it is asking about the sizes of their penises, vaginas and breasts in its registration forms.

One of the forms, there was a questionaire with graphics depicting breasts, vaginas and penises and under each of them, there were four options – from small to large – that a student needed to circle”

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The mind boogles at what Junior High School girl would be expected to circle when asked how big her vagina is?  This is a sick and depraved part of Indonesia and anyone who thinks Sharia Law or a vote for one of the Islamist Parties (PKS) is the answer to the countries ills should look long and hard at what occurs here.

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE RIGHT?

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FPI THUGS AT IT AGAIN

The paid religious thugs of Indonesia better know as the FPI are embarrassing the nation again.  One could ask how much longer are the police and the government going to sit idly by and let these sexually insecure and cowardly thugs continue to harass Indonesian citizens.

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Ramadan and Atheists in Indonesia

As it is currently Ramadan in Indonesia (and elsewhere) with public servants even harder to arouse from stupor than normal, it is appropriate that we take a look at what must be one of the most secretive sects in Indonesia, the atheists.

An atheist in Indonesia runs the very real risk of being charged with blasphemy or worse.  In absence of any real sense of history or education, vast swathes of the population ignorantly equate atheism with communism.  Nor should one expect those views to change anytime soon as it would require the two largest Muslim organisations to acknowledge their active and willing participation in the slaughter of millions of their innocent countrymen during the rise of the Soeharto’s new order.

Suharto was the military president of Indonesi...

Suharto was the military president of Indonesia from 1967 to 1998 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

With the above in mind, it was mildly surprising that the local english newspaper ran an article on the trials and tribulation of being an Atheist in Indonesia today.  Do take the time to read:

To be fair to Islam, the Stump should confess that only recently our presence was required at a local International School where some expatriate parents thought it was appropriate to utilise the facilities and conduct classes in their particular brand of Christianity during school hours.  It was explained in no uncertain terms that:

1.  You want to use the facilities then you lease them, secular parents should not have to pay for propagation of any creation myth.

2.  You conduct your cult’s activities outside of school hours and away from impressionable children.

UPDATE : A couple of the young (14 & 16) Indonesian female cousins appeared last night to “break” fast at the Stump as always better to gorge on someone else’s dollar and it is almost and art form at this time of year. Upon listening at length to the cousin’s delivering the sermon on how the fasting and the sacrifice helps bring them closer to God and cleanse them anew (and by inference non fasters are lesser mortals),  the Stump offered to pay $100 to a charity of their choice for every week during Ramadan they would leave their facebook, twitter, instagram etc enabled hand phone with us.  Suffice to say, no additional budgeting needed at the Stump.  Perhaps the next post should be titled Ritual Vs Substance or Sacrifice Vs Posturing.

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Indonesia Bans Alcohol and Sex

Well Ramadan the Muslim fasting month is here. Sadly in Indonesia, Ramadan has become less about religious observance but more an excuse for sad little minority thug groups like the FPI to display their intolerance and ignorance.

The FPI loosely translated from Indonesian means “Islamic Defender’s Front”, which frankly is a disgrace as it would be difficult to think of a rabble that do more to bring the name of Islam into disrepute more than these sexually insecure, mommy boys.  Historically, they were created as “shadow” gang to serve as proxy for “connected” government identities.  There is little to suggest that is still not the case.

Indonesia's Shame
Indonesia’s Shame

The FPI claim to be Defenders of Islam is certainly fraudulent as evidenced by the selectivity of the targets of their cowardly violence, theft and abuse.  It is almost laughable when these morons start targeting what they call “sinful” places when it is obvious to all that Money, Connections and above all strength of numbers (The FPI never attack when there is a chance of a fair fight) decides what place is targeted for violence.  Who could forget the hilarious sight of the heroic FPI cowering in their plane behind female flight attendants when they landed in Kalimantan and were met by a justifiably outraged Dayak community.

In this year’s Ramadan piece of FPI stupidity an application to the Supreme Court for local governments have the right to prohibit Alcohol was granted.  Of course, this is country already ravaged by illegal grog shops killing people with menthol and we obviously have learned nothing for the failure of prohibition the world over. Still every corrupt copper must be rubbing their hands with glee at the coming windfall.

Does it matter? Not really! After the grand Jakarta Rally for the creation of an Islamic Caliphate demonstrated the inability of hardline minority groups to count, let alone dispose of their own waste there is little chance of rational person regarding these morons with anything but contempt.

Curiously, it is puzzling why like the FPI and others can call for the creation of an Islamic Caliphate and the dismantling of democracy and not be considered traitors to the state.  Even more curious when you consider just raising the RMS or Morning Star Flag will land you years in prison.

Lastly, in an effort to top last year’s FPI howler where expatriates were responsible for the prositute trade (where every Expat would in the country would have been responsible for supporting over 380 working girls a year, and boy is he tired!). Adul Nutcase declared only tourists and expatriates drink alcohol.

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Shariah vs Twitter Aceh Indonesia

One of the more encouraging signs in Indonesia this week was the report this week that a number of people in Aceh are using social media (twitter, facebook) to criticize the implementation of Sharia Law much to the outrage of Arabian named Indonesians who called it a …yawn…a conspiracy.

Aceh long suffered a civil war which only ceased after the devastation resulting from a tsunami.  Under an agreement with the central government, Aceh province was placed under Shariah Law with tragic results for women and human rights in general.  Aceh remains one of the most beautiful provinces in Indonesia and one of the worst ever to visit thanks to the constant harassment by barely literate thugs posing as representatives of Religion.

Aceh’s little experiment at least disproves the common kampung myth that if we just had Shariah Law everything would be alright.  Although one would think with the porn and beef antics of the PKS and other religious based parties you would not need to see the whipping of young girls to rationally assess that Shariah has no place in the modern world.

A quick look at of the more notable Shariah achievements in Aceh include:

Imprisonment and rape by so called Religious Police

Detention of Women for not riding motorcycles side saddle (WTF)

Whipping of young women for selling food during Ramadhan

Cultural Vandalism including banning of Acehnese women from performing traditional dances

A brave "masked" servant of God whips a young girl for daring to sell food during Ramadhan. The pride of humanity.

A brave “masked” servant of God whips a young girl for daring to sell food during Ramadhan. The pride of humanity.

“The government in Aceh has claimed a social media movement is aiming to discredit Shariah law in the province, though it has refused to provide any details on who may be behind it.

“We recognize there are still parties who are unhappy with the implementation of Islamic Shariah in Aceh,” Syahrizal Abbas, the head of Aceh’s provincial Shariah agency, said on Friday, as quoted by Antara news agency.

Syahrizal urged all parties in the province to use mass media and social media to promote positive perceptions of Islam. (“Here’s a tip, stop whipping little girls“.Stump)

Yasir Yusuf, (“good Indonesian name..not”..Stump) the head of the Aceh branch of the Indonesian Cleric Association (Ikadi), echoed Syahrizal’s sentiments and said he had observed efforts to undermine the Islamization of Aceh.

“Their movement is really academic and systematic. It involves social media outlets such as Facebook and Twitter,” said Yasir, who is also a professor at an Islamic institute in Banda Aceh.

He also claimed the group behind the scheme often held prejudiced discussions on Shariah.

“Their talks quote national and international media sources, even though such news is formatted to create stereotypes about Islamic Shariah in Aceh,” Yasir said.

The implementation of Shariah law, which nominally applies to all Muslims in the province including police officers and government officials, has long been criticized by human rights groups.

Recently, North Aceh’s district head banned all adult women from dancing when welcoming guests in North Aceh because such actions “damage Islamic Shariah values.”

Additionally, a police officer was publicly caned for violating Shariah law last month.”

It is ISLAM

Ever since the Boston Bombings and the beheading by murderous and cowardly low lifes, we have had an endless parade of numpties proclaiming these acts have nothing to do with Islam or the religion of peace.

Frankly that is an absolute nonsense and an insult to human intelligence.  The facts remain these bottom feeders are the ones shouting Allah and Jihad as they carry out their hideous acts. We all know there are any number of Mosques in both the West and elsewhere where barely literate morons encourage others to maim and hurt with nary a squirm from the more rational believers,

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The face of Islam?

It is at best disingenuous, at worst an outright lie to suggest that critics of these acts are falsely blaming Islam by taking Koranic Texts out of context or mistranslated.  It is not relevant if any outsider takes the text out context (even if true), it is not “outsiders” who are taking those texts as a justification for barbarity.  It is the height of denial to presume to lecture others on misunderstanding Islam when the problem is within.

Until rational people take reject the hate preachers and the murderers both within the mosque and without spare me the “poor bugger me, we are misunderstood crap”.  As with the rampant child abuse within the Catholic Church until rational believers take back the high moral ground from the creeps, perverts and murderers you have no right to demand understanding.

Words cannot describe my contempt for these scum who carry out these acts in the name of Islam.  As a member of a predominantly Muslim family, we are at the very real risk of family members being hurt by equally moronic right wing groups (aka EDL) taking cowardly retribution on innocent family members being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thanks Morons!

It is not up to the West to change but for all rational Muslims to say enough and purge the scum from the ranks.  And spare me the excuses!

Sharia Law Indonesia – Pew Report

There is considerable angst amongst the terminally fearful and outraged that Sharia law is about to overrun Indonesia after a Pew Report recently reported that 76% of indonesians wanted Sharia Law to be the law of the land.

I have not read the Pew report in full but it is obvious there are serious flaws in taking the more outrageous reports at face value.  Like all these things it’s how you question, who you question and when you question. Any public speaker worth his salt knows how easy it is to get an audience to give you the answer you desire.  I been doing it for years and it is amazing what you can get a group of people to agree with.

Let’s deal with a couple of the more obvious issues.  Firstly, it will come as a surprise to many      but Indonesia is not a Muslim Country but a Muslim Majority Country.  This is a subtle but crucial distinction.  Not only is there a very significant non muslim minority throughout the land, there are significant regions, provinces and even Islands (Bali being the most obvious example) where Islam is very much the minority faith.  So we can assume the PEW sampling did not include these regions.

Sharia Law itself is a misnomer as essentially there is no such thing.  One can search high and low for some dusty tome which details the law and regulations for the Muslim faithful but it just does not exist.  Sharia is more a concept continually debated by Muslim “Scholars” of varying credibility ranging from raving hateful loons to quite articulate and learned gentlemen.  Some macro classics of Sharia Law fails is banking. Malaysia and the majority of the Middle East are quite at odds with what is allowable and what is not under the Sharia concepts (To be fair, not sure sure the money changers in the temple were dealing in modern derivatives at the time).  If you really want to watch some fun get 10 “scholars” to discuss dress for women/men, Female Gentile Mutaliation (I refuse to use any other term for the barbaric practice) or Women in Sport or as leaders.

So question remains why did the PEW Report turn up such seeming overwhelming support for Sharia “Law”.

Unfortunately despite what is shouted from the treetops Democracy has not taken root in Indonesia as most of us brought up in the West would understand it.  The nation is controlled by ruling elite with little connection to the people.  It would a rare politician (and I can think of none) that actually believe they are elected to represent the people rather than themselves.  There is a rising anger and the people understand the current system has failed them as they witness the daily rape of their national resources, corruption, mob violence and the destruction of their future.  People are grasping out at straws hence the seemingly strong support for Sharia.  However I have little doubt that you could get a similar level of support calling for a return of the Suharto era with all its brutality and oppression.  Call it “at least the trains will run on time syndrome” .

Other will point to seemingly religious radical groups such as the FPI (Loosely Islamic Defenders Front) as a sign of rising Islamic Fundamentalism.  While the rank and file of these groups are full of cowardly thugs who may honestly believe in their somewhat frail minds they are doing Allah’s work, the origins of these gangs should not be forgotten. These  groups were created and fostered by various parts of the ruling elite to allow rule by fear. This continues to this day, what is more telling about groups the like the FPI is the targets they do not attack rather than than the ones they do.  That said don’t expect the ranting moron at ground level to grasp the fact he is little more than an low intelligence  expendable, attack pig for vested interests.

So what does this all mean?  Is Indonesia about to become a Sharia State?  Probably not, despite the shrills.  Certainly the nation state in its present form would not survive such a change and and the implications would be very bloody.  That said, history is full of examples where a corrupt and decadent ruling elite have lost control of their creations of intimidation but we  should hope that will not happen.

From the stump it is difficult to see where Indonesian “democracy” is going.  The current crop of Presidential Candidates can only be described as vomit inducing,  Perhaps more of Indonesia will end up like poor Aceh, Sharia by default. Should that occur it could only be considered Democracy’s failure rather than a Sharia victory .  Time and again, the people have rejected the overtly Islamist parties and the regression of human rights they represent. It will be the nation’s soul that will be ripped asunder if they succeed purely because the people have been betrayed by greedy, grasping nationalist politicians.

Wealth and Religiosity

Wealth and Religiosity (Photo credit: jurvetson)