I have kicked a bag of spuds over the River Murray. I was the bloke who turned their heads for home. They called me Co when I worked with Mr Cobb and it was my house that was just a bit further on from the Black Stump. I was there when the Breaker called it Rule 303 and once wrote a letter with a thumbnail dipped in tar.
In my other life, I grew up in rural South Australia and continued a family tradition by joining the Army at a very young age. After many years of service, discovered Indonesia whilst perusing the joys of Scuba Diving. My time in Indonesia and East Timor is now counted in decades.
An avowed conservative, I resent the racist and bigoted morons who have hi-jacked the name and will taunt them at every opportunity. So if you are religious nutter, racist, xenophobe or just plain stupid…please come on board and try your luck.